If you could be someone else
for a day, who would that be? This is the question I am pondering for today. There
are so many choices.
I could be an animal. But
which one would I be? A dog? A cat? Or a bird, so I could merrily poop on
people? I'd only poop on people I like - it's supposed to be good luck after
all!
I could be Mickey Blue Eyes
just to see what it's like being married to me. Shudders....
Showing posts with label The Lounge. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Lounge. Show all posts
Thursday, 12 March 2015
Thursday, 26 February 2015
Soggy Sandwiches And Other Sagas
As usual I've been busy, busy, busy! Especially this week with the Oscars happening. I'm sure you spotted me on the red carpet. No? You just weren't looking hard enough. OF COURSE I was there! I dashed over on my private jet. Yes, I took my Dinner Fairy with me! Duh! OK you got me, I made...
Thursday, 27 November 2014
Free Style
A funny thing happened. I started writing this post two weeks ago and my lap top decided to freeze and shit itself so I gave up. Then last night I checked in here and realised that my half finished draft had been published. Weird. Oh well, just as well nobody reads my crap anyway.
So here I am...
Monday, 20 October 2014
A Continuing Theme
Those of you who have read my previous post may remember my description of my blogging style as being rather ad hoc. Therefore, it will probably come as no surprise to you when I reveal that my parenting style is, *coughs*..somewhat similar. Using the phrase 'somewhat similar' in the sense of EXACTLY...
Thursday, 11 September 2014
Introverts Are Still Awesome!
You may remember my lovely little self-indulgent stroll down an introverted lane. Well, I now want to take another wander down this path and present my much anticipated Part Two! I know you've probably been waiting for it with bated breath. What's that? You have no idea what I'm on about? HMPH. You...
Thursday, 21 August 2014
Happy Is The Way I'm Feeling...
It feels like it's been a while since I've checked into my little World here at Nessville. In reality, it's only been just over a week. And what a week it's been. Such a sad week, with the passing of Robin Williams added to all the other usual sad stuff that is the news every day. So...
Friday, 25 July 2014
Online Lessons
The internet has taught me a good many things. In no particular order they are:
There is an inordinate number of dickheads out there.
Luckily, there are just as many awesome people out there to balance it out.
I seem to be fortunate or clever enough to avoid the dickheads (so far) and only encounter a lot of awesome.
I am not alone. There are lots of other Aspergian people out there, like me.
I...
Thursday, 17 July 2014
Is Everything Awesome?
The Lego Movie is in heavy rotation in our house at the moment. For those of you who haven't had the joy of seeing it a billion times, or even once (and let me assure you, once is quite enough), I'll fill you in.
The movie centres around the Lego city of Bricksburg, which is ruled by President Business....
Thursday, 26 June 2014
What I Suck At
What do I suck at, you ask? Okay you didn't really ask, but I'm telling you anyway. Don't worry, I'll make it quick, even though I could write a thesis on this topic.
At the top of the list I would have to put blogging. I never
seem to get my act together for these linky things. Case in point:...
Friday, 30 May 2014
Time Machine And Things I Know
I know that if I had a Time Machine I would blast myself back to the 1970's so that I could rock out in the mosh pit at every Carpenters concert. Shut up. Of course they had them. Otherwise what else was Karen Carpenter doing below besides plunging into the mosh pit?
I know I would also...
Thursday, 22 May 2014
In My Own Distracted Little World
As the tag line underneath the title of this blog suggests, I am very easily distracted. Constantly off in my own little World. I simply can't help it if this alternative universe is preferable to the real World. It's not my fault. I've always been an off with the pixies space cadet. In addition to...
Thursday, 8 May 2014
My Ideal Mother's Day
Apparently it is Mother's Day on the weekend. I know this because of the plethora of catalogues and commercials I have seen. In fact, if you were to believe these catalogues and commercials it would seem that all us Mums ever do is sit around in our pyjamas all day, soaking our feet in a foot spa, while...
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