You might notice that the title of today's post sounds suitably melodramatic, just like the title of a Danielle Steele novel. Once again it is time to reveal some more of my deep, dark secrets. By now, my regular readers will be aware that I am an extremely brooding and mysterious individual.
Complex, multi-layered, intriguing and something of an enigma. Like many quiet...
Monday, 2 March 2015
Thursday, 26 February 2015
Soggy Sandwiches And Other Sagas
As usual I've been busy, busy, busy! Especially this week with the Oscars happening. I'm sure you spotted me on the red carpet. No? You just weren't looking hard enough. OF COURSE I was there! I dashed over on my private jet. Yes, I took my Dinner Fairy with me! Duh! OK you got me, I made...
Tuesday, 24 February 2015
The Middle Muddled Riddle
Welcome to another glorious Monday! Don't you just love that feeling when you wake up on this most revered of days and the sun is flooding the room with it's mellow rays? Birds are chirruping an enchanting tune outside your window. Your eyes sparkle with uncontained enthusiasm as you fling back the bed covers bursting with joy and energy, ready to start another week?
Yeah, me neither....
Thursday, 19 February 2015
He Called Her Cookie
For such a long time he had wanted a dog. Not a cat. Not a rabbit. Certainly not a guinea pig. It had to be a dog. And not just any dog.
"I want a golden retriever!" Mr 10 begged with imploring eyes.
A majestic golden retriever, with a glossy coat, melting, mischievous brown eyes and boundless energy. They could play and lollop and frolic and have so much fun! Mr 10's eyes shone with such...
Tuesday, 10 February 2015
YAY!
I have no idea what I'm blogging about and am just rambling because my laptop/internet connection has suddenly decided to work and I just need to type while it works. Because it will just decide to shit itself again and it will be another six months before I can post here and i know I'm not using proper grammar and punctuation because I'm in such a raving rush.
This...
Monday, 5 January 2015
This Is My New Year's Resolution...
Yes, it's me again! I am, indeed, still alive! That's always good news. Speaking of good news, I have SO MUCH to tell you! Obviously, since I haven't checked in here in months and my life is always a hot-bed of intrigue. Well, my bed is frightfully hot presently and I'm intrigued by lots of things....
Thursday, 27 November 2014
Free Style
A funny thing happened. I started writing this post two weeks ago and my lap top decided to freeze and shit itself so I gave up. Then last night I checked in here and realised that my half finished draft had been published. Weird. Oh well, just as well nobody reads my crap anyway.
So here I am...
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