Today I am back to entertain you with some tails of my travel fails. As you can see I am still the consummate poet. What can I say? It's a gift.
Sadly, this is a topic I am all too familiar with. Our travel experiences would most certainly fall into the fail category. Basically we have failed to travel to any glamorous destination. Instead we are more likely...
Monday, 18 May 2015
Monday, 27 April 2015
Me Again

I'm just checking in here again. It's been a while. However, after reading my last post I definitely sounded a tad unhinged, so it was probably a good thing that I stepped away from the internet/keyboard for a while. Awkward.
Besides, I have absolutely nothing at all to say. Not a thing....
Monday, 23 March 2015
Micro Confessions Of A Cry Baby

Welcome to another glorious Monday, the most dreaded day of the week! I have a few little things to get off my chest. The first one is this:
I hate everyone and everything in the whole World EVER. Thank you, PMS. No, FUCK you, PMS! When I say everyone, I mean everyone. Yes, even myself. ESPECIALLY...
Monday, 16 March 2015
Parenting Fail
WARNING: This post is a bit on the gross side so if you're eating or easily grossed out, don't read any further! You've been warned!
Today I am meant to be confessing to any parenting fails. The only problem is that obviously I am the most likely candidate for Mother Of The Decade! I don't...
Thursday, 12 March 2015
Someone Else For A Day
If you could be someone else
for a day, who would that be? This is the question I am pondering for today. There
are so many choices.
I could be an animal. But
which one would I be? A dog? A cat? Or a bird, so I could merrily poop on
people? I'd only poop on people I like - it's supposed to be good luck after
all!
I could be Mickey Blue Eyes
just to see what it's like being married to me. Shudders....
Monday, 9 March 2015
Decisons

I’ve never been good at making decisions. Sometimes I
find myself agonising over the simplest of things. Deciding what to have on a sandwich becomes
this epic debate in my mind, fraught with fear and self-doubt. Should I have
tuna or cheese and tomato? Perhaps a good old-fashioned curried...
Monday, 2 March 2015
Secrets Of The Heart
You might notice that the title of today's post sounds suitably melodramatic, just like the title of a Danielle Steele novel. Once again it is time to reveal some more of my deep, dark secrets. By now, my regular readers will be aware that I am an extremely brooding and mysterious individual.
Complex, multi-layered, intriguing and something of an enigma. Like many quiet...
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