For such a long time he had wanted a dog. Not a cat. Not a rabbit. Certainly not a guinea pig. It had to be a dog. And not just any dog.
"I want a golden retriever!" Mr 10 begged with imploring eyes.
A majestic golden retriever, with a glossy coat, melting, mischievous brown eyes and boundless energy. They could play and lollop and frolic and have so much fun! Mr 10's eyes shone with such...
Thursday, 19 February 2015
Tuesday, 10 February 2015
YAY!
I have no idea what I'm blogging about and am just rambling because my laptop/internet connection has suddenly decided to work and I just need to type while it works. Because it will just decide to shit itself again and it will be another six months before I can post here and i know I'm not using proper grammar and punctuation because I'm in such a raving rush.
This...
Monday, 5 January 2015
This Is My New Year's Resolution...

Yes, it's me again! I am, indeed, still alive! That's always good news. Speaking of good news, I have SO MUCH to tell you! Obviously, since I haven't checked in here in months and my life is always a hot-bed of intrigue. Well, my bed is frightfully hot presently and I'm intrigued by lots of things....
Thursday, 27 November 2014
Free Style

A funny thing happened. I started writing this post two weeks ago and my lap top decided to freeze and shit itself so I gave up. Then last night I checked in here and realised that my half finished draft had been published. Weird. Oh well, just as well nobody reads my crap anyway.
So here I am...
Monday, 20 October 2014
A Continuing Theme

Those of you who have read my previous post may remember my description of my blogging style as being rather ad hoc. Therefore, it will probably come as no surprise to you when I reveal that my parenting style is, *coughs*..somewhat similar. Using the phrase 'somewhat similar' in the sense of EXACTLY...
Monday, 13 October 2014
Hello Again

Hello there! Me again. Thought you'd gotten rid of me, didn't you? Sorry! As George Costanza would say: I'M BACK, BABY, I'M BACK! SO NER! The 'so ner' bit was from me, not George.
I just haven't bothered posting here for a while for the following reasons:
Laziness
School holidays
Dodgy...
Monday, 22 September 2014
Life Hacks: Ness Style

At the rather *ahem* mature age of 43 I have certainly learnt a few things. Chiefly, how to make all those mundane and never-ending daily tasks slightly less painful.
So it's only fair that I should share with you my profound wisdom.
So here goes:
Five REVOLUTIONARY Life Hacks
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