Monday, 26 March 2018

The Story Of My First Name

A long long time ago, in a galaxy far far away... Well, 1970 in fact. Here on earth. The  other way just sounds more mysterious. Shut up. Oh okay, I'll start again. Picture it. Sydney. 1970. (Kudos to Sophia from the Golden Girls...) There was a lovely young pregnant lady. That magnificent...

Monday, 19 March 2018

From My Window

From my window, what can be seen? Freshly mowed lawns, a blanket of green. Billowy branches of myriad trees Lazily loll in a summery breeze Suburban houses stand in a row Windows like eyes, what do they know? A car whizzes past to the end of the street Birds flutter by with a chirrupy tweet Telegraph...

Monday, 26 February 2018

Monday, 19 February 2018

February Is...

February is... The shortest month of the year. Consequently it's often the month my dad chooses to go on a diet. He should probably trademark it and sell it. The February Diet. But I'm guessing somebody already has anyway... February is... Tricky to spell. Who knew there was a rogue 'r' in there?...

Tuesday, 16 January 2018

Favourite Weather

Hello again!  Here I am, back to thrill you with the most scintillating topic: The weather!  Specifically, my favourite weather. All I know is, it certainly isn't 47 degrees celcius (or 116.6 fahrenheit, according to an internet converter)!!! Yuck! This temperature happened here a few weeks...

Monday, 8 January 2018

One Word: 2018 Edition

Good morning, groovers and shakers. Hustlers and movers. Artists and makers. And, you know, everyone. Because of course everyone reads my blog. 😉 A Merry New Year to you all. Can't remember if I said that last time. If I did, it still applies and is worth saying again. I say merry because we can't...

Monday, 1 January 2018

Goodbye To 2017

Happy new year, dear reader! I'm sure it will happy some of the time anyway. Except when it's not. Because that's kind of how life is. If your life is always happy then please leave a comment telling me what drugs you're on and where I can get them. Meanwhile, before I get on with this year I wanted...