The Story Of My First Name

A long long time ago, in a galaxy far far away... Well, 1970 in fact. Here on earth. The  other way just sounds more mysterious. Shut up. Oh okay, I'll start again. Picture it. Sydney. 1970. (Kudos to Sophia from the Golden Girls...) There was a lovely young pregnant lady. That magnificent...

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Hospital Tales

Time for another round of tedious titillating tales from the bogan extraordinaire! This week we are telling our hospital tales. I must admit I am extremely fortunate in that I have never been in hospital for any serious life threatening reason. Unless you count the time 15 years ago when I was admitted...

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The Best Thing I've Ever Done

What is the best thing I've ever done?  I have NO IDEA.  Ask me what I've never done. That would be easier to answer. The list of things I've never done and will never do is rather long and detailed. The list of things I will never do if I live to be a hundred and one, even longer. I've...

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