Hello, people! Welcome to another Monday! That glorious and beloved day of the week. People love Mondays! The same way they love root canal. Do you know what I'm saying?
Anyway, once again I am joining in the fun for Life This Week over at Denyse Whelan Blogs. I missed it last week. Oops.
Let's talk about exams! Simply because that's the prompt. Otherwise I wouldn't really talk about them. If I did I'd have two words:
EXAMS SUCK!
I say this because I wasn't very good at them.
Case in point: it may be hard to believe it (if this blog is anything to go by), but English was one of my best subjects in high school. However, I failed English in my HSC!
My poor mother was so astonished and dumbfounded that she truly believed there must have been some kind of mistake. She insisted that we enquire into this grave injustice.
We wrote back to check. This was back in in 1988, the time of the old snail mail. Subsequently, I received confirmation of my abysmal results. YAY!
EPIC FAIL.
Every now again I still have hideous dreams (nightmares) that I'm back at school or doing exams. It's always such a relief to wake up!
Whenever I'm in a situation of being tested or having to think quickly on the spot, I can't seem to process it. It was exactly the same for me with job interviews. I'm not sure if it's an ASD thing or just a Ness thing. Either way, clearly I'm special. So very SPECIAL.
I sometimes wonder if I'm doing the right thing as a parent, because I'm not pushy or demanding about exams or achievements. Sure, I want my boys to do their best, but I don't want them to be despondent if they don't or can't. The HSC and high school is not the be and end all of life! I don't think so, anyway. But then, I would, wouldn't I. Considering what I just revealed. Moving along...
Anyway, in my (admittedly limited) experience, no employer was ever the least bit interested in school or HSC results. I have no idea if this has changed these days. Has it?
So that's my thoughts about exams! Deep, huh? Yeah, not really. It's obvious why I never became an academic.
However, I feel like I should throw in an impromptu exam, just for shits and giggles. I should test YOU. But I know nothing. NOTHING!
Hang on, I know about The Carpenters!
May I present to you the most IMPORTANT test you will ever take.
A Carpenters Pop Quiz:
What were The Carpenters Christian names?:
a) Richard and Linda.
b) Sharon and Darren.
c) Karen and Richard.
The Carpenters were one of the most successful pop music duos of all time. But how did they meet?
a) In college.
b) At the hairdressers, getting a bowl haircut.
c) They were brother and sister!
How did they come up with the name "Carpenters"?
a) They were devoted Christians and Jesus was a Carpenter.
b) They loved woodworking
c) It was their family name. Duh.
The Carpenters often referred to their music as being influenced by 'the three B's'. What/who were they referring to?
a) Boring, banal, bland.*
b) Beethoven, Burt Bacharach and Barbra Streisand.
c) The Beatles, The Beach Boys and Burt Bacharach.
*(I don't think we can be friends anymore).
Finish the lyric: Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near...?
a) They sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold and starlight in your eyes of blue .
b) Before the rising sun, we fly.
c) Just like me, they long to be, close to you.
During the 1970s, The Carpenters were known for voicing THE ultimate burning question of that tumultuous decade. What was it?
a) Don't you remember you told me you loved me, baby?
b) Can't we stop hurting each other?
c) All of the above.
What instruments did the duo play?
a) None. They just pretended like all those dumb 70s pop groups.**
c) Piano and drums.
**(You're pushing it).
In 1978 The Carpenters recorded a Christmas album. What was its title?
a) Christmas With The Carpenters.
b) Merry Christmas, Darling.
c) Christmas Portrait.
Karen Carpenter tragically died on February 4th, 1983 at just 32. How did she die?
a) A plane crash.
b) Who cares?***
c) Heart failure due to complications from anorexia nervosa.
***(You are officially dead to me).
Which iconic pop star is responsible for this quote about Karen Carpenter:
"I'm completely influenced by her harmonic sensibility."
a) Cher.
b) Michael Jackson.
c) Madonna.
If you answered with all C's, then congratulations!
You scored A PLUS!
As for the rest of you; take a good hard look at yourselves. What are you actually DOING with your lives?? Disgraceful!
This is the most IMPORTANT exam! The rest are rubbish.
You've been told.
Now off you go and educate yourself about all things Carpenters!
But before you go, just one tiny question...
What exactly DO 'normal' people think about and remember? Ahem.
Linking up for Life This Week.
Also linking for Open Slather and Mummy Mondays.
Do you think exams are important? You know, proper ones...?
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