- I know I’ll never have time to read all the books I buy even if I live to be 110 years old.
- I also know that this will never stop me from buying them.
- I know I will never get tired of hearing Mr 5 say: “I love you Mum! You’re the best in the World!”
- Ditto Mr 10.
- I know that Mr (almost) 13 is too cool for all that but I know he still loves me and I know I’ll still make him hug me occasionally.
- I know that I ate my healthy salad wrap for lunch and didn’t crave a cake the size of my head afterwards for once. This hasn’t happened since…never mind….
- I know that theoretically there are six hours in between 9am and 3pm but this will always speed by as if it’s only half an hour. Tops.
- I know that when I mentioned that I’ve had a headache all day and Micky Blue Eyes said he did too; adding: “I’ll bet you I’ll have to lie down later." This was code for: “You’ll have to do school pick up. Don’t think you’re getting out of it.”
- Ditto whenever he asks me: “What are you having for lunch?” I know this is code for: “Make me lunch.”
- I know that in less than two months I shall become the mother of a teenager. I don’t know if I’m ready for it, however.
- I know that my headache is getting progressively worse and this is frightfully rude.
- I know that it’s Friday and only a few hours away from wine o’clock AND I don’t have any wine!!
- i know that this is a first world problem.
- I know that I’ve turned the damn caps lock off but my keyboard is not co-operating and now it looks like I’m shouting at you!
- i KNOw that i’ll have to continue shouting at you because the damn thing won’t work!
- i know that it’s ( the capitals/caps lock thing) annoying the crap out of me!
- I know that it’s probably annoying the crap out of you as read this, too, so i apologise!
- i know that I want to take to this keyboard with a sledge hammer!
- I know that if i wasn’t being deliberately shouty a few points back i am now, because i feel like shouting abuse at an inanimate object. BLoody F&$*King stupid B*@$h of a thing!!
- Once again I know this is a first world problem so I just need to suck it up and GET OVER IT OR fix it or GET A new lap-top.
- I know I should stop shouting at you now. over and out.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ON THIS FINE FRIDAY?
