Showing posts with label 2013. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 2013. Show all posts

Saturday, 14 December 2013

The Last Hurrah

Greetings Earthlings, from planet Boganville! Oh okay, it's more like a Sydney suburb in NSW, Australia, which as far as I'm aware, is on planet Earth. DETAILS. It certainly seems like we bogans are creatures from the planet Zorg, though, right? Don't answer that... This post...

Thursday, 3 October 2013

An Open Letter To 2013

Dear 2013, First of all, four words. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN ALREADY!! Okay, that was five words. I have more. It seems like only yesterday that I welcomed you whole heartedly with my usual quiet night in wild, crazy party, eagerly anticipating everything that you would bring. As fireworks exploded...