Monday, 14 October 2013

A Post About Nothing

I Must Confess I have nothing to say. Absolutely nothing. Just so we're clear, I repeat: NOTHING. Well, nothing interesting, anyway. But that's never stopped me before.  So, in keeping with the Seinfeldian theme of this blog, I bring to you a rather riveting post about nothing. You're welcome. I'm...

Thursday, 3 October 2013

An Open Letter To 2013

Dear 2013, First of all, four words. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN ALREADY!! Okay, that was five words. I have more. It seems like only yesterday that I welcomed you whole heartedly with my usual quiet night in wild, crazy party, eagerly anticipating everything that you would bring. As fireworks exploded...