Greetings!
Here I am again. Back to talk about one of my favourite topics: FOOD!
So what is my ideal meal, you ask?
These days, my ideal meal would have to be almost anything I don't have to cook. It's frightfully rude how I am expected to do so every single night. HMPH.
But since I like to eat every day, I do get on with it and manage to produce something vaguely edible. They're not necessarily 'ideal' or 'favourite' meals, but they're good enough.
My actual favourites would have to be anything cooked by my mum. Especially her roasts and desserts, including her infamous apple pie.
Other than that, I do enjoy a good lobster mornay. However, I never cook it, because I'm quite terrible at making things like mornay sauce. Consequently I haven't had this delicacy in YEARS.
I find such meals are best enjoyed with a good bottle of wine. Also; dessert afterwards. There's always room for dessert!
There I am, above. enjoying some lobster mornay with a glass of wine. It was such a long time ago I do not remember where this photo was taken. I suspect in was way back in the grand and glorious pre-children days. It seems like a parallel universe now. We actually went on nice relaxing holidays and ate at lovely restaurants that didn't serve chicken nuggets. Those were the days. Sigh.
Of course, I couldn't get through this post without mentioning my beloved cakies. They may not be considered a meal exactly, but as I mentioned above, there's always room for dessert.
On the other hand, if I want to have cake for breakfast, why not? Yep, I am literally one of those disgusting people who could seriously eat cake for breakfast. No surprise that I struggle with my weight and cholesterol levels. Oops.
I mean, I don't eat cake for breakfast. Well, most of the time I don't... But I could. Well, what is the difference between having cake or pancakes or waffles? They're all so so bad and so so GOOD. If you know what I mean.
So there you are. Just a short and sweet serving from me, because my brain seems to not be working and I can't get the words right.
Conclusion: My ideal meal would involve a roast or lobster mornay and cakies. When you say that all together in one sentence, it confirms what I already suspected: I am gross and disgusting.
Over and out.
What about you?
Are you gross and disgusting?
Uh I mean, what is your ideal meal?
