Sport and I do not mix. I associate all sport with the three B's, ie. Bats, Balls, BOOORRRRING. It all started in year 4 at primary school, when I had this appalling teacher who forced us to play endless games of volley ball. Endless for me meant any number greater than zero.
I simply detested it. I had a dread of the ball coming near me and would flinch and...
Saturday, 14 April 2012
Sunday, 8 April 2012
Quiet Discomfort
I am, of course, famous for being quiet, introspective and deep.(ie an off with the pixies, space cadet who can't think of a single original thing to say) which means that I do not find myself making faux pas. In fact my biggest faux pas seems to be the fact that I AM so quiet. It...
I Vant To Be Alone
It is Easter Sunday and I now have alone time. Mick has taken the boys to a soccer match. The house is echoing with blissful silence. I can even hear a bird cooing along with the wind chimes outside the door. No deafening roar of a PlayStation, combined with the television blasing. No cries of "Muum, can you get me a cup of tea?" vying with "He started it!" to be heard.
Consequently,...
Wednesday, 4 April 2012
Group Therapy
Today I was hit by a bus. Metaphorically speaking. Pushed way out of my comfort zone. Completely out of my depth. Feeling awkward, alien like and anxious. This happens every Wednesday. One word.
Playgroup. Actually it could be two words. Not sure.
It's only two hours a week. Two very over-whelming hours. For me, anyway. Noise. ...
Tuesday, 3 April 2012
A Day In The Life Of A Mad Boganville Housewife Part Three
Time for the stunning conclusion of a day in my life. Read on for fascinating insight.
PART THREE
The boys now all sit gape jawed looking at the tv. "Do your homework." I tell them.
"Not now!" shouts Master 8 "later!"
"But my favourite shows on!" roars Master 10
"When does that finish?" I ask, patiently.
"Half an hour."
"Okay." I comply.
Half an hour later. "Do...
Monday, 2 April 2012
A Day In The Life Of A Mad Boganville Housewife Part Two
As promised here is Part Two of the gripping saga that is my life. Read on for drama, suspense and intruige.
PART TWO
Micky Blue Eyes has now returned and I am booted from the computer. What to do now? There are several truck loads of washing to be put away. This strikes me as tedious, so I flick the tv on for entertainment while folding.
First channel. ...
Sunday, 1 April 2012
A Day In The Life of A Mad Boganville HouseWife Part One
Howdy folks. Due to the fact that my life is so thrilling and glamorous (you, know the chops, three veg and tubs of gumption kind of glamorous) I thought you might be gasping to get a glimpse into a typical day in the life of me: Boganville Housewife Extraordinaire. So here it is, brought to you in a gripping three part saga, that will have you on the edge of your seats.
PART ONE
The...
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
