My TITS are in my handbag. That got your attention, didn't it? Okay, not my tits exactly, but my pretty pink Ipod that my brilliant imag...

Hello, dear people. It's been a while since I checked in  here. What's that? You didn't notice? How rude. HMPH. Anyway, the r...

Why hello groovers and shakers! I'm back after a brief interlude. I was busy sunning myself in Hawaii, drinking cocktails and reading ro...