Hello lovelies. I hope you're in much better spirits than I am. Strap yourself for a bit of whingey one today. Cue plaintive piano music...

Good evening, groovers and shakers! I trust you are feeling fabulous and full of joie de vivre. If you're not that's okay too. I...

Fears and phobias are a funny old thing. Using 'funny' in the sense of horrific and absurd. Some folks are mortally afraid of moths...

Well howdy doody and how are you? Can you believe I said 'howdy doody'? I don't even know what it means! Never mind. I am  he...

Today I was determined to move my body. Thirty minutes into my workout, my arch nemesis arrives. Agnes taps on my shoulder, snarling. I call...

Every now and again I emerge blinking and bewildered from my bubble. The little cocoon of obliviousness I have concocted in ord...

Welcome to another glorious Monday, the most dreaded day of the week! I have a few little things to get off my chest. The first one is this:...

It's hard to believe that I could have any regrets. I mean, just look at my life. I'm a 42 year old unemployable, overweight bogan l...

I have been asked how I coped with everything at the time, when Micky Blue Eyes had Cancer. I can never really come up with an answer. Whe...

A recent trip to the shops reminded me that Christmas is coming all to soon. The garish decorations everywhere and Mariah Carey belting out ...