Why, hello there! I’m back - minus the bogan element.   Naturally this means that I am now classy, elegant and sophisticated.   It’s quite...

The time has come to retire my bogan hat. Or mullet. Or rats tail. Or something.... It has become increasingly clear that I am, in fact, a...

Far back in the mists of ancient time, in the great and glorious days of the former galactic empire, life was wild, rich and on the whole, c...

Time for another round of tedious titillating tales from the bogan extraordinaire! This week we are telling our hospital tales. I must ad...

  Another Monday has rolled inconveniently around. They have a tendency to do that, the rude things. I must confess that my brain feels like...

Today I am talking about music I love. Therefore I know you will be expecting me to bang on about The Carpenters again. Wrong. This time I...

It's quite obvious that my life should be made into a movie. In fact, I can't believe that nobody has ever approached me with a movi...