I Must Confess I have nothing to say. Absolutely nothing. Just so we're clear, I repeat: NOTHING. Well, nothing interesting, anyway. ...

Dear 2013, First of all, four words. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN ALREADY!! Okay, that was five words. I have more. It seems like only yesterd...

Customer service is certainly not my 'thing'. In fact people are not even my thing, period. Which is odd considering that I'm s...

The weekend before last I managed to escape from Boganville.  I have barely managed this in 42 years except for the odd holiday here and the...

It's hard to believe that I could have any regrets. I mean, just look at my life. I'm a 42 year old unemployable, overweight bogan l...

"LONG AGO AND OH SO FAR AWAY..." TIME: 1983 PLACE: Boganville High School, the main quadrangle.    Picture it.  A ...

Those lovely ladies known as the  Lounge Lizards  apparently want to know what I’m passionate about. Well, duh , as if it isn’t obvious. ...