Customer service is certainly not my 'thing'. In fact people are not even my thing, period. Which is odd considering that I'm s...

The weekend before last I managed to escape from Boganville.  I have barely managed this in 42 years except for the odd holiday here and the...

It's hard to believe that I could have any regrets. I mean, just look at my life. I'm a 42 year old unemployable, overweight bogan l...

"LONG AGO AND OH SO FAR AWAY..." TIME: 1983 PLACE: Boganville High School, the main quadrangle.    Picture it.  A ...

Those lovely ladies known as the  Lounge Lizards  apparently want to know what I’m passionate about. Well, duh , as if it isn’t obvious. ...

There was a time, approximately a billion years ago, (or you know, at least twenty, which often feels like the same thing) when I used to w...

Today I had to go and be a pin cushion. I had a Glucose Tolerance Test. No big deal, right? We  all have to have them when we are up the duf...