"LONG AGO AND OH SO FAR AWAY..." TIME: 1983 PLACE: Boganville High School, the main quadrangle.    Picture it.  A ...

Those lovely ladies known as the  Lounge Lizards  apparently want to know what I’m passionate about. Well, duh , as if it isn’t obvious. ...

There was a time, approximately a billion years ago, (or you know, at least twenty, which often feels like the same thing) when I used to w...

Today I had to go and be a pin cushion. I had a Glucose Tolerance Test. No big deal, right? We  all have to have them when we are up the duf...

What is the best thing I've ever done?   I have NO IDEA.  Ask me what I've never done. That would be easier to answer. The list of t...

As usual this slack arsed, bogan bitch did not get her shit together and have a post ready to link up for I Must  Confess yesterday. So natu...

There is nobody around. No one can see. I am safe. If anybody actually saw what I am about to do they would seriously think I am crazy. They...